Just because you don't own animals doesn't mean you don't have them on your property! Our neighbors have an ever-changing cast of characters, mostly 2-legged (eggs anyone?), but a few four legged ones.
Recently we looked up from working by the shop to glimpse what we thought was a very fat dog. Nope.
It was an extremely masculine porker on the lam. Not lamb, that would be weird. We were to discover he was capable of two speeds: trot and statue.
Shortly the owner came looking for him and the fun began. Here's what transpired.